OMG. I’ve had the most hectic day (packing for vacation at my mother-in-law’s with 3 energetic kids!) and this . . . this was delightful. I think I love you. I know I want to move in.
MEpearla-Where were you a month ago when I was brushing my Opossum (Scarlet) teeth? I could have used your helpful tip-using a longer tooth brush!
It would have saved me a trip to the ER. I hoping that my index finger will grow back.
Listening to this woman speak has some strange, calming effect on me. The perfectly enunciated and conjugated speech imbues her sweetness with authority, keeping my urge-to-kill gauge safely in the green. I could listen all day.
I was finally able to get an opposum (frankly I was surprised there was such along waiting list). His name is Zack. Can I use people toothpaste on Zack? I ask because soon after I brought Zack home my wife started developing severe red rashes all over her back and face – and she has trouble breathing. I suspect it is the brand of toothpaste I picked up at the pet store. I think using people toothpaste would solve the problem – but I am afraid it might not be safe for Zack.
HELP!!
The angry opossum I saw in my alley showed me his teeth. They looked dirty. I will try to brush his teeth while I massage him. I may even try floss. His gums looked red to me. Thanks.
Positively dentalizing. I’m sure your (o)possum will be thankful for the saintly dental care given it; knowing that it will never have to undergo expensive and painful transplants or dental surgery.
I don’t think see enjoyed that… at least not as much as the massage.
How about a nice hand massage next time or a coiffe. She needs a break after that one
Also, Marsupial Supply Outlet is now the name of my new band.
@eyestoC
Please see Proper Opossum Gourmet Cooking
@MeiraVoirdire
You’d be welcome, but it’s pretty hectic around here with an energetic opossum.
OMG. I’ve had the most hectic day (packing for vacation at my mother-in-law’s with 3 energetic kids!) and this . . . this was delightful. I think I love you. I know I want to move in.
(Thanks!)
Omg, I’m SO loving these!!!!!!!
And when it comes to keeping your opossum clean,don’t forget to keep the dust bunnies out of that pouch.
(Used to be a wildlife rehabber and I always enjoyed the opossums.)
I cannot wait for you to put that jacket on the opossum.
@Gpknauer HA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!11
This is an amazing troll. I mean.. incredible really.
MEpearla-Where were you a month ago when I was brushing my Opossum (Scarlet) teeth? I could have used your helpful tip-using a longer tooth brush!
It would have saved me a trip to the ER. I hoping that my index finger will grow back.
You are the most amazing!
I check for a reading on my weird-o-meter, but it merely emits a crackly fizz.
I…. I…. I don’t get this.
I Love this video.
Listening to this woman speak has some strange, calming effect on me. The perfectly enunciated and conjugated speech imbues her sweetness with authority, keeping my urge-to-kill gauge safely in the green. I could listen all day.
@mrdavidn3 On second thought, never mind. Just got a call that my wife is leaving me. Problem solved, I guess.
I was finally able to get an opposum (frankly I was surprised there was such along waiting list). His name is Zack. Can I use people toothpaste on Zack? I ask because soon after I brought Zack home my wife started developing severe red rashes all over her back and face – and she has trouble breathing. I suspect it is the brand of toothpaste I picked up at the pet store. I think using people toothpaste would solve the problem – but I am afraid it might not be safe for Zack.
HELP!!
I’m a total fan. Love this
Pearl really knows her possum stuff and is in the running for our “best possum video” award. Don’t forget a manicure lesson.
@AnimalActivism
Be careful with the flossing. That can turn into quite a tangle, believe you me!
The angry opossum I saw in my alley showed me his teeth. They looked dirty. I will try to brush his teeth while I massage him. I may even try floss. His gums looked red to me. Thanks.
Positively dentalizing. I’m sure your (o)possum will be thankful for the saintly dental care given it; knowing that it will never have to undergo expensive and painful transplants or dental surgery.
I don’t think see enjoyed that… at least not as much as the massage.
How about a nice hand massage next time or a coiffe. She needs a break after that one